Sunday, August 18, 2013

POPULAR (chapter fourteen: the refusal)


Chapter Fourteen
The Refusal
      That night, I fixed daddy his dinner but he typically brushed my culinary efforts aside (trying to get him to stick to the nutritious food plan I devised for him is difficult). He told me, ‘Honey, sweetie. You are the best daughter in the world but I’m just not hungry for carrots when I’m in the middle of a deal.”
   “You need your vitamin D, daddy. I’ve been reading about middle aged men needing extra vitamins to combat mood swings and depression.”
  “Don’t you mean women?”
  “No daddy, men can be just as affected by depression. It’s the scourge of the modern age.”    
  “Sometimes I wonder where you get your facts from Honey Woodhouse!”
  “The internet, of course.”
  Daddy shrugged and raced off to his study as usual. I wish he’d slow down.
  As I’d just returned from cheerleading practice (Hilary and I made the team) the only thing left for me to do was shower and change and wait for Ethan to come over for our movie night. Of course I’d never want to be one of those girls who ‘waits’ for her man, but since Ethan’s just a friend, those rules don’t apply to us.
    It was bothering me a little just how much I looked forward to hanging out with Ethan that day. It was like a change had come over me but I couldn’t identify what it was.
     I’m sure the last time we had movie night he snuggled just a bit closer to me on the couch. Then I remembered he said he might bring Gigi.
   Sure enough, there was a knock on the door of my home at exactly 6.30pm. Ethan is very reliable like that and we like to get started early.
   “Where’s your girlfriend?”
   “I didn’t bring her. Gigi has her linguistics study group.”
   “Oh, how riveting. Maybe… you should have gone with her. Just putting it out there, ” I added, placing a bowl of Ethan’s favorite chips on the table, “Sounds like  she has her eye on someone special in study group.” I added. “Like, maybe another boy…” This comment may have been slightly beneath me but I couldn’t resist.
   “She does not.”
   “Then why isn’t she here?”
   “Because I didn’t invite her!”
   “No need to get annoyed.”
    I went to check the popcorn with a smile on my face. I made Ethan’s favorite with extra butter. We’d chosen a Star Wars retrospective for the evening’s viewing but it was just an excuse for me to finish my self-manicure (I’d missed my weekly appointment at Marvin Markin’s to go to cheer practice). Besides, I wanted to ask Ethan’s advice without him realizing it.   
  “You should be happy I even turned up since I’m kind of over your snarky little asides.”
  “Oh, you’ll never be over them, Ethan,” I said under my breath as I retrieved the starters Phoebe and I spent all afternoon making.
   Phoebe and I also manage to meet up once a week especially now she’s having her first baby. Wednesday is there too when she’s in town, and sometimes Mark is too. Mark Knightly is the perfect older man. I wish Ethan would take some notice of how to behave with women and how to dress, from him, since Ethan seems to ignore my influence at every turn.
   It appears I’ve gone too far tonight, though, since Ethan is sitting slouched on the couch with his feet on the coffee table.
   “Feet!” I can’t resist telling him.
   “Honestly, Honey, you are such a nagger. I can only imagine what sort of a nightmare girlfriend you’ll make for some lucky guy one day,” he said sarcastically.
   Ethan laughed at his own joke but I took the high road and ignored him.
   “Not all of us are planning on serving men our whole lives. A woman should always be proud to be her own person and then if she finds a man who enhances her life, adds to it in happiness and doesn’t take, then she should marry that man. However, friendships and being social should also remain important.”
  “Thanks for that little piece of advice, Honey. Since you’re so into being social and you think you are so ahead of the pack gossip wise, I think I might know something you don’t, for once.”
  “I doubt that,” I said under my breath.
   I placed some snacks (real man food) on the coffee table. I’d even draped one of my summer sarongs over the lamp to set a good example for Ethan – let him know that women like soft lighting and generous settings, and lots of food – even if they don’t want to pig out in public.
    Ethan stuffed at least six mini pizzas in his mouth, complained that we could have just dialed a delivery pizza, guzzled my soda and asked, when he’d barely finished eating, “so, don’t you want to know?”
    “Know what?”  I pretended I didn’t care as I opened my favorite nail polish.
    “The gossip I found out today in physics class.”
    I sighed. “
   “The only thing I know about physics class is that not much gossip happens there.”   
    “Ha ha. Well, since my study partner was composing a letter to your new best friend…”
   “Hilary?” First of all, although Hilary is my new friend, I would hardly call her my bestie; she’s too new. To find those friends I’d have to go back to grade school to Wednesday and Ty and Veronica and…”
   “Me?”
   “If you must put it that way, then yes Ethan; you. You are like this couch. I have known you so long, you are extremely comfortable, in an argumentative kind of way, but I’m also happy to walk all over you."
    “Mmm... you might wanna re-phrase that.”
    “Ha ha…” I said
    “Anyway, as I was saying, normally we talk about…”
    I did my best to look bored and gave a little yawn as I ate some popcorn.
    Ethan continued, “… physics stuff, stuff you wouldn’t be interested in, but yesterday, he was trying to compose a long text to ask a girl to prom. It was pretty funny, I’ve never seen him so intense. But hey, since that’s all settled, you can stop matchmaking now and spend more time with your old friends…”
   “What do you mean?”
   “Well, seems your new friend has sorted her dating dilemmas out herself.”
   “She has not!”
   “Well, she could do a lot worse than date a smart, sincere guy like Rafe Martin.”
   “I have news for you, she’s not going with him.”
   “What?”
   I felt a sheepish blush covering my cheeks. My helpfulness was certain to be mis-interpreted by Ethan.
   “Would you like another glass of soda?” I asked, to take the edge off my own comments.
   “No. What did you do, Honey?”
   “I merely suggested that someone else, someone who really liked her wanted to ask her to prom instead and was intending to ask…”
   “You’re not seriously talking about Flynn Elton are you?”
   “Of course – he’s totally hot and happening and he has good dress sense.”
   “Flynn’s a player, Honey.”
   “Excuse mois?”
   “He plays people. He’s playing you. He sucked up to you  - not her! I heard his dad wants to close a real estate deal with your dad.”
   “Huh?”
   “Never mind, your dad is already onto it, he’s got it covered. I’ve been wondering how long it would take you to see through him.”
   “Oh, so you’re suggesting I wouldn’t know anything about business deals – except that I do deals every day with my matchmaking business. I’m even thinking of monetizing my blog!”
   Flynn almost spurted out his soda.
   “What?” 
   “Yes, I’ve been working on all my matchmaking formulas and adding up the results – with a little bit of artistic embellishment. Peeps are sure to want to be part of my venture – something you’d know nothing about, clearly.”
   “Wait a minute. Rewind. Did you see her answer?”
   “Yes.” I added warily, thinking a straight out lie would never work with Ethan.
   “Did you type her answer?”
   “You know I’m not an expert typist. I would never do that!”
    “I don’t believe you, Honey.”
    “Rafe Martin is not Hilly’s type. Look, I keyed in all their details into my system, my laptop, admittedly. I didn’t have Rafe’s exact birthdate nor any of his personal details, but based on my observations, they are not a perfect match.”
    “If any such thing exists. It’s a high school dance, Honey.”
    “It’s a miss match, Ethan! Rafe is nowhere near Hilary’s social stature at school!”
     “You can’t be serious? He’s above it! The guy is a computer genius – he’s inventing his own gaming start up; he’ll be a millionaire by the time he’s twenty-one! He’s got a decent personality when people bother to include him and I’m told, by his sister…”
  “His sister! She’s sure to be impartial,” I added sarcastically.
  “…that when he goes out he has fashion sense! There, is that good enough for you little Miss Busybody!”
   “It’s not about me! It’s about Hilary. I only want what’s best for her.”
   “You mean what’s best for you.”
   “Well, of course I didn’t want her to be left a social pariah.”
   “Hilary Jones is an okay girl. She is not a stunning fashion plate. I agree she’s pretty, sort of, but she isn’t very popular…”
   “Not yet, she will be soon,” I said under my breath, “with my help.”
   “With your help, she’ll be a total outcast.”
   “Whatever.” I said, pretending not to be listening.
   “As I said, she is not some great socialite like those girls who are famous for being famous, neither is she an amazing beauty or an academic giant. I think Hilary would be lucky to get a date with Rafe…”
  “That’s just so typical of a male’s way of thinking!”
   “Wow, I’m impressed Honey, you’re growing into quite the little feminist with all your frilly frou frou skirts and lipstick and nail polish – what’s all this then?”
   He touched the edge of my blonde hair, freshly ironed and dipped into some awesome red hair color to keep the ends fashionable. It was very eye-catching and I couldn’t blame him for wanting to reach out and touch it.  And for a moment, even as he was sitting in a less dominant posse on the floor and arguing with me, I thought he was tempted to lean over, in the midst of our fight, rap his manly arms around me and…     Mwah! Kiss me!
   But he didn’t.  Instead, he got even more annoyed. He stood up and put his hands in the air and practically went ballistic.
   “Hilary was lucky that Rafe even noticed her let alone asked her to the stupid dance.”
   “Oh, so typical. All guys think that girls are lucky when they pay them even a moment’s attention and all guys think they are way smarter and more perceptive than women. By your standards, Hilary should do very well given that males are about as impressed with women who have a mind and ‘talk back’ as, as…. You! I mean, a guy would never choose to date intelligence over the pretty, c’mon.”
   “What?”
   “Don’t say ‘what’, it’s rude! Say ‘pardon’.”   
   “My point is that Hilary’s personality is not exceptional in any way.” Ethan seemed more than a little irritated by then and got up to leave.
   “And who are you to judge? As if men are only interested in females for their minds, not their looks and charm… as if.” I said sarcastically.
   “Any smart guy wants a girl he can hang with and talk to…”
   “But looks are important to most men. Whatever,” I shrugged. “I’m not really in the mood for Star Wars in my lounge room tonight anyway.”
  “Me either.”
  “You may leave,” I waved my freshly painted nails.  
  Ethan got up and actually climbed out the window which has always been a more direct way of getting from my house to his, than the front door. I mean, it literally took him less than ten seconds to disappear.
   “Oh!” I was so exasperated.
   Then as I looked up I saw Phoebe and Mark.  
   They were seated at the Knightly dining room table, where Ethan just brushed past his older cousin. Mark and Phoebe Knightly were holding hands as they read through some paperwork on the table. Honestly, they looked so in love it was almost too much information. Phoebe looked up and waved at me and Mark made a glum face because they both knew Ethan and I must have argued or Ethan would have wound up sleeping on the couch like he usually does on movie night.
   I huffed upstairs.
   That night, as I got ready for bed, I couldn’t shake the idea that somehow, someway, for once, I was wrong. And Ethan, who is usually so socially inaccurate, was right.  



POPULAR (chapter fifteen: Shop till you drop)


Chapter Fifteen
Shop Till You Drop
The next day, we were all due to meet Flynn at the mall to go shopping.
    Hilary and I got to our meeting place (a busy cafĂ©) early, because I wanted to stress the importance of table manners to Hilary who looked a bit stressed out. I couldn’t blame her, really, with so many guys after her. Ty and Jess arrived also and we all talked about TV, shops, Dance Fangdango,  who we’d take (I announced that being head of the committee made it perfectly acceptable for me to attend alone – since I was in charge of being social). Other peeps who turned up without a partner, well, I couldn’t be responsible for the way high school society would judge them. Jess gawked at me and even kicked me slightly under the table when I expressed that sentiment.
   The Sunrise Mall is a bit like a mix between Farmer’s Markets and Century City. It’s way exclusive and new and only locals like us congregate there.
   Daddy doesn’t go shopping, of course. I do. I have a list with all sorts of healthy food stuffs on it. I intend to purchase the food at the organic market before it closes. I make a mental note then put my ring on the wrong finger to remind me. That’s what I always do to remind myself of stuff I might forget.
   My ring is a small pink stone that Ethan picked out for me when I was turning eleven and he was turning twelve. It’s so cute but I happen to know Mark helped him choose it.
    I remember saying, “it’s totally inappropriate to give a girl a ring unless you’re getting married to her,” and he just said, “well, I didn’t choose it and I wasn’t going to get you anything so take it up with my cousin.” Mark just laughed at our childish ‘spat’ as he put it and said, “take it up with the shop assistant, she thought it was a good choice.” 
   Of course, I didn’t believe the ring had no meaning. Even then, I wanted him to divulge his true intentions but he wouldn’t. I guess it’s hard to have true intentions at almost twelve.
   At the mall, Hilary was doing so well socially, holding fort and talking to the older Princesses. I was very proud of her.
    After drinking our milkshakes, we all went our separate ways to go shopping.
    We had arranged to meet Flynn outside my fave fashion store Girls Zen Now which Mrs Teegan co-owns. She used to model for Teen Vogue. We get an awesome discount and there are so many items to choose from that we never double up on the same styles. Mrs Tory (co-owner) keeps a record of who in our group bought what, where and how they are going to wear a particular item. I double up on my laptop just to be safe and add it to my matchmaking file. Mrs Teegan and Mrs Tory (those are actually their first names, I just add the Mrs to be polite) often shake their heads at my behavior. I have no idea why.
   I nudged Hilly when Flynn arrived. He was wearing hot jeans and cool sunglasses. He could teach Ethan and Rafe a thing or two about style, I thought. He was so excited to see Hilly he was all, ‘hi ya babe,’ n’ all that. He was very busy on his phone though, as we went about trying on dresses but way attentive when we modeled them. His eyes lit up when I said I was trying on Hilly’s dress as an alternate because I’d already chosen mine. It was as if just the mention of Hilary’s name turned on a light bulb inside him.
   Then, when Hilary was in the changing room, he gestured to me to come closer.
   “Hey babe, gotta show you something.”
   I knew he was going to show me the image of the framed photo of Hilly, so I walked close. Flynn was all smiles and charm as he pecked me on the cheek and said, “check this out.”
   The photo looked amazing.
   “Wow,” I said. “You should surprise Hilly, she looks amazing.”
  “I didn’t have it framed for Hilary. You took the photograph. You’re an amazing photographer, Honey. You shouldn’t underestimate yourself so much.”
   “Oh, sure. Thanks.”
   Was he kidding? No one had ever accused me of underestimating myself. Of course it was true that my photo was aces even if someone’s hand was slightly cropped, but what about the image of Hilly?    
  To be honest, I was a little bothered that he hadn’t asked my advice about how best to ask Hilary to Dance Fangdango, but I reasoned that he was just a seasoned expert and probably didn’t need my advice with women. These things are hard to admit but occasionally true. 
   Then it occurred to me as Hilary struggled with her fashion choices in the change room, that Flynn was staring… at me. Actually, he was staring at my chest. Doesn’t it annoy you when boys do that?
  “My eyes are up here,” I reminded him. 
  He averted his gaze and smiled.  
  Then I realized.
   Flynn liked… me! Of course. How stupid could I have been? I froze as he took my hand. 
   “I got the photo framed ‘cos you took it, not because Hilary is in it.”
   “But that’s impossible, you’re supposed to like Hilary not… me.”
   Flynn laughed.
   “I do like Hilary, totally, she’s your… project and you’ve done… amazing work with her. I mean, I think I could probs just snap my fingers and bam… she’d be in my bed yesterday but babe, you are totally the one for me.”
   Uh, how gross! Yet another egotist. How could I have been so dense? He continued, “I mean, I told everyone we are going to the vamp dance together. You should smile. You are one lucky girl.” He actually touched the dimple on my cheek in that moment. I was not smiling when I spoke.  
   I brushed his hand away.
   “Uh, how could you? You know I’m practically in charge of prom and matchmaking is my hobby and…I can’t take anyone. Besides, you seemed so into Hilary.”
   Flynn laughed. “Only to impress you. You and me – that’s hot. Me and Hilary? That’s not. Have you seen where she lives? The car her dad drives?” Flynn shrugged and changed the subject, “So, you coming to the Fangdango Dance Party with me or what?”
   Fixing a serious social gaffe is never impossible, is it?
  “Flynn,” I whispered, trying to see in him the man I’d thought he was just ten minutes ago, “I’m going with myself – I’m in charge, remember?”
   “Oh, yeah, right. So, change the rules.”
   “I can’t. You should totally take Hills… she’s expecting you to ask her.”
  “Are you crazy? Socially, Hilary is a zero. Without you, babe, she’d be nobody. ”
   I was taken aback.
   I had no idea Flynn was such an elitist person. Mr I think so Highly of Myself I Make all Girls swoon. Arghh!  Flynn Elton was a snob, plain and simple. Anyone with real class would never be a snob. Did my association with him make me the same?
   Exasperated, I stomped my foot and headed back to the changing rooms. After I got out of my clothes and into my jeans, I dragged an unsuspecting Hilary out of there. We made quick purchases of our chosen dresses (Hilary’s was pink and mine was blue) with Daddy’s credit card – it was the least I could offer, and left the store.  Flynn was still talking on speaker phone like he was the most important person in the world.
   Turns out he was talking to his Dad.
   “Hey,” he called out to me as I was walking out the door, “I only asked you out because my Dad wants to do business with your Dad – he told me to make friends with you so don’t think you’re so special Miss Fancy Pants! I already have Keesha on direct dial… and she’s way hotter than you. Plus, she puts out.”
    Don’t you hate it when boys who don’t get what they want feel the need to put you down and try to make you feel worthless?
   Miss Fancy Pants? He had to be kidding as well as insulting. It occurred to me how wrong was I? Flynn might be hot but he was not chivalrous in any way. He was not polite or even funny. He was not respectful and he was definitely not kind. Suddenly he didn’t seem anything like the man I thought I knew.   
   “What is he talking about?” Hilary asked me as we walked along the pavement.
   I had to hold back tears. I was so frustrated, so stupidly socially inept. So… wrong. The only thing left to do was to come clean.
   I stopped walking and turned to her on the pavement, “I’m so sorry Hilary.”
  “What do you mean?”
   “I’ve been so… misled.”
   “Huh?”
   “Did you send the letter to Rafe?”
   “I did what you told me to do.”
   I shook my head and told her the story.
   “Flynn Elton is not who I thought he was.”
   I elaborated and Hilly sniffed a little and wiped her eyes at the end. 
   Then, she did something unexpected. Hilary smiled and gave me a hug. She was a true friend. A better friend than I had been, even if I’d meant well.
    “C’mon,” Hilary said, “Let’s go get cookie dough and caramel ice-cream. That makes everything better.”
   Afterwards, we sat eating our cones on the sidewalk waiting for our ride, looking seriously dejected. Even our skirts and tops were a little crumpled in the unseasonably humid atmosphere.
  “Never mind,” Hilary said. “At least I still have your friendship and that has meant so much to me, Honey. You couldn’t imagine.”
   I could. If only she knew the extent of my interference. Hilary was such a good person, so true and kind. I had to put this situation back on track.
   But how?
   I’d make Dance Fangdango the best dance ever regardless of dates or non-dates.
   We hugged. I didn’t deserve her forgiveness but she gave it to me anyway. I knew Hilary was a special person. At least Ethan was wrong about that.



POPULAR by SUMMER DAY (chapter sixteen: prepare to dance)


Chapter Sixteen
Prepare to Dance
     I’d spoken to Ethan privately over iced tea served by the pool.
     Ethan had just broken it off with Gigi, supposedly because she was needy. I felt kind of bad for suggesting to him the possibility of her potential to cheat, but I’m sure my comments had no influence on him whatsoever. Besides, he and Gigi have different value systems and their star signs don’t match. Anyway, she’s decided to go to Sweden on an exchange program for senior year. Ethan says he is giving relationships a ‘miss’ for now, whatever that means.
   I feel the moment is right to admit defeat and broached the subject of Hilary without divulging full details.
   “Of course, I hate to admit it, Ethan, but you might have had a point about Flynn.”
    We were in the swimming pool by then. I was wearing my new hot pink one piece with the ruffles on the edges. Hills told me earlier that Ethan couldn’t keep his eyes off me when I’d previously worn that swimsuit but I snapped back, “Ethan has always had a thing for ruffles, it’s not my problem.”
  Hilary thought that was kind of mean.
  “I think you’re kind of mean about Ethan,” she said.
  “Huh? He’s like a brother to me – sometimes annoying.”
  “Well, all the girls talk about him. All of us like him. The Princesses have been gossiping about who would get to take him to the dance.”
   How could I have become so out of touch with my own group? I’d hardly spoken to any of them outside school hours in days.
  “Ethan never goes to school dances, and if he ever did, he totally would not be exclusive.”
   So, that was the background to the two of us swimming laps that afternoon before, suddenly, Ethan told me he was coming to the dance.
  “I’ve made up my mind,” he said. Ethan is a Sagittarius, but he also has Taurus rising and they are very determined once they’ve set their minds on something.  “You said I never participate in school socializing and I’m going to prove you wrong.”
   “Mmm…” I said, “well as long as you’re coming, you could give us a ride. Now that you have a new car it won’t embarrass me to show up with you in it.”
   “Really, are you inferring we should go together?”
   “Never. I’m just using you for a ride.”
   “I’ll be over by six.” Ethan smiled. Honestly, I can’t imagine how he would even dream I’d go to the dance as his partner.  
  “Six is early.”
  “Well, I’m feeling pretty social.”
  He arrived on Saturday night, around six, just as I was finishing Hilary’s make up. I still hadn’t done my own but Hilly looked like a dream. Jessica and Ty were impressed with our stylish ensembles. Wednesday had a night shoot so we were filming the entire occasion for her. There is no way she’s going to miss next year’s dance.  
   After Hilary walked down stairs I heard her and Ethan in the lounge room discussing some Reality TV show. I didn’t know Ethan watched reality television. 
   Phoebe insisted on taking photographs of us to post on the web. We ate some snacks before we left and somehow Ethan and I collided in the kitchen in a kind of truce.
   “You know what, Honey?” he said, “I think I was wrong about Hilary and you were right. She’s really an exceptional girl and so pretty. I was probably too quick to judge her.”
  “Really?” I asked.
  “Yes. She is not only very attractive but she’s also nice and humble, unlike some people I know. A girl who is eager to please and willing to play ‘boy games’ on the computer as you put it, makes good company. I was definitely wrong about her. Rafe would have been lucky to go out with her. But I was right about him too. She would have been a good match for Rafe.”
  “By the way, where is Rafe?”
  “He’s not coming. There’s some physics expo on in San Diego this weekend and he’s gone with his dad.”
   “Oh.”
   I suddenly felt very low. All my matchmaking had gone south. What was wrong with me? How could I have got my messages so… mis-matched?
   Ethan changed the subject with a direct question.
  “Is Flynn coming?”
  “Oh, well, I guess so. We’ll probably see him there.” Elaboration would only cause me further humiliation.
  “Right,” Ethan said, as if he knew I was holding back information.
  “Well, let’s get going then,” he added, grabbing the car keys.  
   “I’m so excited,” Hilly whispered to me. “This is my first dance at Sunrise and we’re all going together. I don’t mind that Flynn’s not here.”
   Hilary, as you can probably tell, was a better loser than me.



POPULAR (chapter seventeen: bachelors and bachelorettes)


Chapter Seventeen
Bachelors and Bachelorettes
We arrived early at Dance Fangdango and the School Auditorium was lit up with lights.  The theme of the prom was Vampires & Princesses, I’m not sure where we got that from but the boys voted for vampires and our committee voted for princesses, so the theme was a compromise. Perhaps that’s how all the best decisions are made. I’m not saying we should always compromise but sometimes we should. Like, if women ran the world, they’d be okay with compromising and there wouldn’t be any war. At least, I don’t think there would be.
   Flynn arrived with a girl on each arm, dressed as Dracula. Hilary was dressed as Ariel (from the Little Mermaid) and I went as Kate Middleton (in her shimmery blue engagement dress – it’s a very sophisticated look). The other real Princesses, well, they just came as themselves (an option we’d also had) and you couldn’t blame them. You might as well use your clique name while you have one. I’m with Oscar Wilde on social stuff. For example, Oscar Wilde was all, never knock society, only peeps who can’t get into it do that. That’s how I feel about the Princesses. Peeps who aren’t invited, well, they get a little snarky about us.
   Sometimes I think Ethan is a snob without realizing it. Just look at his initial reaction to my newest friend. Let’s face it, his house and family are the most famous and notable (and rich) in the whole district – even richer than mine. So I guess he hasn’t got much to be humble about. Oh, except Ethan is just a little bit withdrawn socially. For example, he re-iterated that he didn’t dance but was tagging along just to, “laugh at high school drama queens (like me) and enjoy the atmosphere.”  
   There were hundreds of tiny lights decorating the auditorium; a roof of stars covering a roomful of teenage dreams. The walls were draped in dark curtains framing a scene lit to emulate Dracula’s castle.  
    Ethan took a handful of food from the plates shaped like hands and walked over to the gaming area to play pool with some of his nerdy friends.
    As the dance got going, music played, lights twinkled, food was spread ready on trestle tables and the photo booths were rarely vacant. The disco balls were lighting the place like fireworks and the school auditorium looked like a vampire’s eighteenth century castle by the time the rest of our group arrived. The auditorium was stunning and tons of peeps congratulated me and Hills and the Princessses and the School Social Committee.
    It’s hard to believe the committees were really mean when they were in school but Phoebe told me they were. Mrs Teegan, Tory, Brook and Freya founded The Princess Society. It is kind of ironic they all got married at eighteen and became teen moms. This allowed them to simultaneously ‘look down upon’ their unmarried ‘sisters’ but Phoebe said (apart from their usual cattiness) they totally shone in their new roles as moms.
    Anyway, they always make a point of being nice to me because my mom is always in New York and rarely does school socials, so I have to put in the effort of two peeps, but that’s okay.
     Some teachers are hovering in the corner chatting to my art teacher, Ms Dash. Ms Dash is one of my toughest cases. I’m not sure what to do with her. She’s liked Mr Henry, our computer science teacher for years and neither of them are getting any younger since his divorce. I’ve tried everything. I texted myself about Ms Dash every day and realized I’d have to work harder and use a better plan to get them together.
    Ms Dash really is the nicest teacher ever and instead of being jealous of the Princesses she always encourages us to rise to our true potential. The only problem with Ms Dash is that she tends to tell the same story more than twice and has an unfortunate habit of laughing whenever she’s nervous.
    I see her now across the room, giggling profusely. I walk over and smile as I offer her some mini-chicken burger sliders and mention that Phoebe (previously a student) says “hi”. She says, “I remember your tutor, Honey. When Phoebe Harris came here, she was just about your age. To think she’s now married to Mark Knightly (Ms Dash gave a little giggle) and about to have her first child. What clever girls Phoebe and Mouche were.”
     A little tear came to Ms Dash’s  eye and I felt bad for making her sad by reminding her of her former student, Mouche, and all that is lost.
     In the interests of being social, I moved further from the group of teachers and on towards the group of boys who had turned up (with others) including, of all peeps, Flynn Elton. I thought it was best to pretend I’d overlooked Flynn’s previously bad  behavior. Let bygones be bygones.
     There is an old Chinese saying that goes something like, if you seek revenge, take two shovels. I guess that means even if you get back at the other person, you hurt yourself just as much in the process.
      Flynn really rubbed it in, though. It took all of my self-control not to pour a drink over him or announce his bad behavior to the world… not that anyone was listening. The music was loud and everyone seemed to be enjoying themselves.   
    I noticed Flynn was with two girls. I shouldn’t say I don’t like them (‘cos that might be misconstrued as unfriendly) but I don’t.  Let’s just say Hestor Hill is, like her namesake from the Scarlett Letter, a real piece of work. Hester is dressed as Bella from Twilight. She was supposed to become a Princess in her freshman year but decided being a Princess was lame. She didn’t take any of our advice and wasn’t at all interested in any of the groups we support (Shar Pei Adoption, for example – only a truly mean girl wouldn’t want to be part of that!).
   Hester smiled at Flynn then frowned at me.
   Don’t you just hate it when girls do that? Act like the other girl is the problem, not the boy. Boys would never treat their former friends with such petty malice, would they? It’s not at all social. She must have heard all about Flynn and me. Whatever. I can’t be bothered with the negative emotions of girls who should know better.
   I’d moved around the entire room (or my section of it) and the dance was in full swing when Flynn Elton presented himself to me in total vampire mode – cape, fangs and all. He looked seriously hot, apart from the fangs, but it’s difficult for me to think about him like that anymore. Like a rare parrot, he’s revealed his true colors. Besides, there were tons of peeps making the floor like a mosh pit by then.    
   “So, Honey, do you want to par-tay?” Flynn asked, holding out his hand debonairly.
   “I don’t think so, Flynn,” I said frankly. “I’m busy making sure everyone else is having fun.”
   “Really?” He touched my shoulder and whispered into my ear. “Do you still have your knickers in a knot?”
    That’s the closest you’ll ever get to my underwear, I thought, as I gave him a withering look.
    “That’s sexual harassment, Flynn. But what is so much worse? Your costume is a total fail.”
   He’d modeled himself on Dracula and was even affecting a try hard British accent and had stolen a very British saying. Pretentious much?     
    “Flynn. I may have thought you were nice… once…. I’m over that now.”
    “Nice? You practically threw yourself at me in the department store!”
    “You wish! I think someone has a perception problem!”
    “Yeah baby, you.”
    Don’t you hate it when boys who’ve acted like total losers pretend it’s all about how you have acted?
   I shrugged him off.
   I just hate it when men rewrite history.
    You really have to assert yourself sometimes in the presence of others intent on bringing you down.
    Now, just because Flynn was clearly bad for mois didn’t mean I’d given up on him and Hilary or the goodness of boys in general. I brushed Flynn aside. (He actually moved on to Ms Dash. I happen to know he was angling for an A in History of Art and thought Ms Dash would be just the person to supply it). By now, Ty and Jess had pulled me onto the floor, but I was dancing so close that I heard every word Flynn said.
   “Oh Flynn, I never dance on these school occasions and never with students.” Ms Dash  looked longingly at Mr Henry and I knew she wished he’d make a move. He was pressing some formula into his calculator.
   “Oh, c’mon, it’d be fun,” Flynn pressed, determined to win a higher mark via flattery.
   “I don’t think so, Flynn. What would the faculty say? I’ve met little charmers like you before,” she smiled. “No is my final answer.”
   Flynn shrugged, it was her loss and he’d just have to find some other way to get the mark he wanted.
   Mrs Dash, ever the kind woman, noticed the only girl in the entire room who was seated alone. The girl was tapping her foot, looking like she’d love to be up on the dance floor.
   That girl was Hilary.
   The fault lay with me for encouraging her to trust Flynn and I felt bad that she was highlighted under disco lights, sitting isolated.
   Ms Dash smiled again at Flynn before he walked off and added, “I may not be dancing but that girl over there – Hilary – she’s in your class. I think she’d love to dance.”
   Flynn looked down his nose at Hilary from the length of the room. The music was a little quieter by then and the boys in the pool corner – the anti-socials like Ethan, had finished their game and were sipping drinks, observing the action taking place on my side of the room.
   “No,” Flynn said, “I’m so over this lame teen dance. Way over it…”
   The music stopped.
   “Besides, why would I want to dance with a girl no one else wanted?” Flynn added really loudly.
    The whole room heard his comment. I wanted the ground to swallow him up – I felt so bad for Hilary. Snubbed and made to look small, even at her prettiest and most social, all because of one mean, snobbish boy. How wrong could I have been? It was my entire fault. I’d been so… misdirected.
    The entire room was silent.
    Ethan, in all his cool jacket and jeans glory (he looked stunning under the strobe lights partly because he was naturally good-looking and also because he’d finally taken my wardrobe advice!) walked across the room while everyone else just stopped and stared. He made a beeline for Hilary, whispered something in her ear and she smiled and he took her hand.
   The music started.
   In seconds, they were dancing. Everyone stood and stared… for a moment.
   They made a great couple and I couldn’t believe what a great dancer Ethan was.
    Ethan showed up Flynn times a thousand. He acted like a true gentleman. Afterwards, I whispered to him, “you’ve been hiding your talent!”
   He just smiled, “I was right about Flynn.”
   “I know,” I conceded.
   I really was impressed by his amazing social skills and genuine kindness. He was so much more than just hot and witty. He was charming and cool at the same time. He was everything, in short, that Flynn wasn’t: mature and sensitive. Wow. Ethan was everything I hadn’t acknowledged until now.
    When the music stopped, Hilary was dancing in a group and Ethan moved off the dance floor.
   We stood near the trestle tables, sipping our sodas as we talked.
  “You look like a Princess tonight,” Ethan said.
   I smiled, “that’s the whole idea.”
   He paused for a moment and looked at me closely.
   “Do you want to dance?”
   I nodded, surprised. 
   Ethan held out his hand and it seemed like the whole room cleared as they played some old song from the eighties that was fully rocking. We even managed to get the jumps and the twists together. We laughed and talked when the music stopped.
   “I was so wrong about Flynn, Ethan. There is such a lack of…”
   “Maturity?”
   “Yes, maturity to him. I was wrong to try to set Hilary up with him. Rafe was the better man and now he’s not even at the dance.”
   I could tell Ethan was contemplating what I said from the little crinkle developing between his eyebrows.
   “You were wrong, but so was I. Hilary is one of the nicest girls I’ve met and she definitely improves once you get to know her better. Perhaps it’s your influence. I’m glad to hear you’re giving up matchmaking.”
   “Who told you that?”
   “No one, I just assumed you’d learned your lesson.”
   “Well, you assumed wrong. I already have a new project under way which I’m hoping you’ll become part of…” I gestured towards a hapless-looking Ms Dash.
   “Honey…” he said my name like a warning.

POPULAR by SUMMER DAY (chapter eighteen: the art gallery)


Chapter Eighteen
The Art Gallery
   The day of the field trip, a week after Dance Fangdango was the day I committed my second major social crime.  Our combined art and film class were all there, which is why Ethan was along for the ride, literally.
   The gallery was kind of amazing, set in the grounds of some Beverly Hills director’s lush home. There was a park adjacent to the museum complete with water fountains and lakes. Instead of having individual lunches, I’d convinced Ms Dash to get some catering going and we could all have a food happening (i.e. picnic) like in the old days and take photos. It would be a good excuse for everyone to talk and discuss what they saw in the gallery, I argued. Ms Dash took some convincing. She’s not a natural socializer.
   Of course, most students would be more interested in discussing their social lives than the lives of ancient movie stars immortalized forever on film and in art archives, but Ms Dash didn’t need to know that.
   It would also be a good chance for Hilary and Rafe to talk and possibly sort things out, although I was wondering if that was a good idea. I’d noticed neither of them even looked at each other as we got on the school bus. They sat separately too, and although Hilary remained loyal to me, I had to ask myself why. The dance hadn’t been anything like I’d expected it to be although most of the students and teachers labeled it a resounding success.
    But I’d moved on.
   Ms Dash and Mr Henry were chatting on the bus. My ‘teacher love match’ project was coming to fruition.
    At midday, after we’d finished the morning tour, (complete with interactive film on the history of rom-coms and spaghetti westerns), the entire group went outside.
    At lunch, Rafe and Ethan were sitting opposite us, discussing an article they’d read about a new computer game. I thought, in the interests of socialization, Hilly and I would try to join in. Hilly smiled sweetly and so did Rafe but I noticed they didn’t talk as they munched on the delicious sandwiches and fruit salad I’d organized. Students were lolling about on the manicured ground and the whole midday scene resembled one from the cafeteria – just transported to a different place.
   Yes, you guessed it, peeps were becoming a bit cliquey.
   I noticed Ms Dash glance lovingly over at Mr Henry. He was silent but gave her a slight smile. Mr Henry then got up and wandered off to nowhere. Even though I encouraged Ms Dash to change her glasses over to contacts, wear shorter skirts and paint her nails, I noticed she really hadn’t taken my advice. Her man was in danger of straying…
   I was lolling on the steps after finishing my orange, when the conversation around me was obviously lagging in general. Princesses looked bored and Ms Dash suggested we pack up to go back to school early.
    Hester groaned and so did Flynn – they both liked any excuse to stay out of ‘structured environments’ which is why I would have thought Ms Dash’s art class would have been perfect for them. So, to avoid imminent transportation, Flynn was all like, “Ms Dash, you should wait until we’ve finished our game of truth or dare – c’mon Ms Dash , we’d love it if you played too, we need an extra person.”
    Jessica got to ask the first questions.
    “Truth,” Flynn said, like his words were of national importance.
   “Let’s see… what’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever done?” Jessica giggled.
    “Mmm… Let’s see; Oh not dancing with Hilary and Honey at Dance Fangdango  – I still regret it.”
    Hilary looked like she believed him. It was so obvious he wasn’t sincere. Hilary looked at the picnic blanket and I blushed. It was Flynn’s turn.
    “I was thinking about asking Honey something but she’s not really talking to me so… Ms Dash, please name the silliest thing you’ve ever done… there must be something…”
    Ms Dash colored up as well. She wasn’t used to being included in student games.
    Flynn looked at me and I turned the conversation back to Ms Dash.
    I suppose all adults have regrets – some more than others in the case of Ms Dash who has clearly been let down by love if the ripped hem of her skirt and lopsided reading glasses were anything to go by – but I really should have learned to keep my mouth shut after the previous weekend.
   Instead, I opened it to deflect comment and said, “Oh, but Ms Dash will be limited as to the amount since the game requires only one stupid thing…”
   I looked around expecting laughter to greet me but no one was smiling, except Flynn.
    In retrospect, Flynn’s smile was more like a smirk, even he knew I’d made a huge social gaffe that went beyond being marked low on my next assignment. Plus, I knew, even though the downcast and humiliated look on Ms Dash’s face told me I’d been mean, that Ms Dash would never let her personal feelings interfere with her work.
    The look on my teacher’s face spelt utter humiliation.
    Ms Dash looked so upset. As she stood up she announced, “yes, Honey, I suppose you are right. All these years I’ve spent helping other people’s children when I could have been raising a family of my own, I really must seem like quite a… foolish woman.”
   Ms Dash stumbled over the last words and I realized of all the lame-o things I’d done recently, from my stupid matchmaking blog to the re-education of Ethan Knightly, this was clearly the stupidest. But not only was it stupid, my comment was mean. I was suddenly the meanest girl in the school.  One of the groups had even filmed what I said.
    Ethan took the lead and stood up. He looked really cute in the mid-afternoon sun.
   “Ms Dash,” he said, changing the subject, “I’m completely over this childish game. I’d much rather talk to you about that lesson you gave on Picasso before he went weird – could I walk with you back to the bus? Your comments are so insightful.”
   Ms Dash smiled gratefully as Ethan moved over to her side of the circle and walked back to the bus with her.
   Everyone else in the party was silent until Rafe Martin said, “Well, I’m going to go back now too. This game sucks. I’m over it.”
   Even Hilly got up, looked at me regretfully and said, ‘Um… I think I’ll go too.’
   Flynn was left smirking by my side when he returned to gather his notes.
   “Wow, good one Honey. You sounded like a real nasty piece of work. Good to see you becoming the woman you were meant to be.”
   “Thanks very much,” I said, “you can talk.”
   “Too true, Honey, but I think you’ll find society by and large far more tolerant of the inadequacies of males than females. I don’t know why; it’s just the way the world is.”
   Honestly, he was acting so superior. Flynn was way more interested in seeing me brought down a peg than giving me good advice.
   I got up, just as Ethan was stomping back up the hill.
   “I forgot my cell. C’mon, Honey, everyone is leaving.”
   At first I thought he had forgiven me but the scowl on his face said he hadn’t.
   As we walked back to the bus he started talking and wouldn’t stop. “I’m really ashamed to be your friend right now, Honey. That teacher has been your mentor since you were in grade school. She’s always talking to my cousin about how she loves teaching us and how much it means to her. You are so… so privileged and full of yourself you should set a good example, not a bad one.”
   Ethan turned away from me and I never felt more alone in my life. Honestly, it was like I was Eponine on stage before she sings On my Own; I was that alone.