Saturday, August 10, 2013

THE HOTNESS: A Modern Teen Pride and Prejudice (chapter fifty-eight: space cadets)


Chapter Fifty-eight
Space Cadets
    Paige wondered what planet he was on, but made excuses on account of his age.
Was it her imagination or did Lord Darcy actually pat her knee under the table as he slurped his Eton Mess pudding?
   “Pass the cream, dear,” was all he said as he licked his lips.
   This was like a horror film.
   It got worse, then Mackenzie arrived and sat in the seat on the other side of Paige.
   “Hey Paige, what a surprise.” Mackenzie leant in, “I got therapy, found myself in Mexico,” she said, “I’m not saying it fixed me but I’m better than I used to be, not nearly so jealous since I’ve owned myself. By the way, my modeling career is going well…”  Mackenzie talked on as Paige inched towards her and away from Lord Donovan who’d started snoring at the table.
    After dessert was served (or ‘pudding’ as it was called in England) they all (Darcy, Blair, Mackenzie and  Ryan – who’d just arrived to pick them all up and go back to town), burst into fits of giggles.
   “Paige, Blair tells me you play piano,” Lady Donovan gestured towards the grand piano in the corner of the dining room. “Let’s see how good you are.”
  “Oh, I haven’t played keyboards for a long time.”
   “Well, that’s not what Darcy said. He said he loved hearing you play when you both went to school in LA,” Blair said.
   “Yes, play Paige,” Ryan added.
   “Oh play,” Mackenzie agreed, “anything to drown out the snoring,” she added under her breath. Paige got up tentatively and walked over to the corner, sat down and played. She played an acoustic version of a pop song her youngest sister, Rebel liked.
   Then Blair reluctantly got up at her great-aunt’s urging and smiled as she sang along to Paige’s fairly hesitant playing. All the while Darcy Donovan lent in the corner and worried about the effect his difficult family would have on Paige. The music, to informed ears, was tuneful but average, but to Darcy’s ears it was perfect.
    “That’s how music sounds when the one you like performs it, even if it is out of tune and harsh, it is a welcome sound.” Blair assured him afterwards.
   Lady Donovan noticed Darcy’s look. It was admiring. At first she thought he was merely paying attention to the girl, so as not to hurt his sister’s feelings but then Lady Donovan noticed his gaze rested firmly on Paige Bennet. Lady Donovan knew she needn’t consult the family’s ancestry specialist. Paige Bennet was not part of their society. She wasn’t upper class or middle class… she wasn’t even English. She was American.
    Lady Donovan did not want her grandson going all the way to America – Australia was bad enough – but they had links there, that in itself was a worry to Lady Donovan who was becoming slightly hysterical at the thought that Pemberly could one day be taken over by Miss Paige Bennet. After all, who was her father? Who were her family and relatives? Of course, many would think this form of social snobbery no longer existed in this day and age but it was alive and well in the Donovan family.
   When the girls finished playing their song, Lady Donovan spoke up.
  “That was lovely Blair. Paige, you are right, you are not a musician to my ear.”
  Ah, that’s what I tried to tell you, Paige thought, instead, giving way to age over beauty, Paige smiled. She’d be out of the house soon enough and if Shiloh were here, she’d never make a fuss.
   Darcy looked over at Paige, horrified by his great-aunt’s rudeness.
   “Paige doesn’t want to be a musician, Aunt. Paige is going to study International Relations and maybe go to Law School...”
   “If I get in,” Paige said.
   “You will, I’m sure of it,” Darcy replied.
   “I’d like to work in human rights and be an advocate for the disadvantaged.”
  “Oh, you have a lot of those in America do you?”
   “No more so than here, Lady Donovan, if the streets of London are anything to go by,” Paige answered quickly.
   Paige had decided to fight fire with fire. Blair and Mackenzie were enjoying this.
   “Aunt, London is not like Oxfordshire and your country estate,” Darcy assured his out of touch great-aunt.
    Lady Donovan scrunched up her nose and rang the bell for tea.
   “I suppose you would like coffee, Paige, that’s very American, isn’t it?”
   “Tea will be fine, Lady Donovan.”
   Lady Donovan raised her eyebrow and when the servant was slow to arrive said, “Oh well, I’ll go and find the maid, now where is she?”
    Ryan grabbed his car keys.
   “Don’t you think we’ve had enough, Darcy? It’s almost nine?”
   “Of course,” Darcy grabbed everyone’s coats. “Let’s get out of here.”
   Darcy’s great uncle had the final say of the night.
   He spoke as if Paige had already left, as if the evening hadn’t gone badly enough.
  “Good pair of hips on that girl, Darcy. Good for breeding. Have you found out if she’s interested in marrying you yet? You know, no point in having an estate if you remain a bachelor…”
   Darcy wondered what planet he was on.
   Blair started laughing out loud but Darcy froze.
   Paige also froze as she collected her coat. It was impossible to pretend she hadn’t heard.

  When they arrived back at the college, Paige spoke first.
 “Is that true, what your uncle said?”
 “It is, sort of. He’s kind of… touched… in the head. I take no notice. I intend to make my own way in the world and not be reliant on any of my relatives.”
 “Oh,” Paige said.
 “Great gene pool, huh?”
 “I’m not sure your family would ever accept an outsider.”
  “My great-aunt already has someone lined up for me to marry, but it’s kind of a joke because, well, my sister and I have decided we don’t care if our relatives don’t leave us the houses and the businesses. I mean, there is no way my sister is ready to marry anyone… and neither am I.”
  “Oh,” Paige said. It was pretty clear Darcy had run hot, then cold. Suddenly the whole estate didn’t seem so beautiful anymore.


THE HOTNESS: A Modern Teen Pride and Prejudice (chapter fifty-seven: interrogation nation)

Chapter Fifty-seven
Interrogation Nation
  Before dinner, Darcy’s great-aunt came into the drawing room to introduce herself to Paige.
   “How do you do?” she asked rather formally, looking Paige up and down. “Where are you from dear?”
   “America, Los Angeles.”
   “Oh, really?” She looked at Darcy distastefully. He suddenly knew introducing Paige to his great-aunt so early on – before Paige was officially his girlfriend, was probably a mistake.  
   “Well, we’re really hoping Darcy ends up back in Australia with the other half or stays here after he’s finished all of this study nonsense. Wouldn’t happen if he married an American now would it?”
   Paige noted she said the word ‘American’ as if it were an infection of some sort. Paige felt like she had to defend herself, “Ah… really, we’re just friends.”
    “Yes, well, he always liked Mackenzie at school but I’m hoping he’ll warm to my Mariah when he meets her.” Lady Donovan leaned in with a whisper, “So, I’d keep my hands off him if I were you. It’ll only end in tears.”
    Paige didn’t know whether to laugh or cry.
    “Actually, we just ran into each other in town… I’m here for my college debate final.”
   “Oh…” Darcy’s great-aunt peered at Paige, “Friends as well as lovers, then. Well, I’d keep my claws off him all the same.”
   
    Darcy had started fidgeting in the corner of the room, apparently he hadn’t heard what his great-aunt said. As he wandered over, his great-aunt started smiling again, pretending to be nice.
   Thankfully, he hadn’t heard his great-aunt’s most recent insult or it would have been all out war. The pale look on Paige’s face said it all. He should never have left her alone with his great aunt and if she was this bad, imagine how much worse his great uncle (Darcy was his sole heir) might be.
   “At least he’s back from Australia,” (she pronounced it Orst-ralia), “fearfully hot place, full of colonials and the Irish, well, I suppose it takes all sorts to make a world…”
   Paige heard a cough in the corner of the room and noticed Darcy’s great-uncle in the corner hunched over an atlas.
   “This is going to be fun,” Paige thought sarcastically as the dinner party walked into the dining room and Lady Donovan talked up the value of her creepy antiques.
   Paige couldn’t wait to get home to text her sister.
   When it came to dinner, Lady Donovan had the table placements pre-arranged.
   “No no, Darcy, you sit here,” Lady Donovan patted the seat beside her. Paige was placed at the other end of the table near Lord Donovan who had not yet spoken. Let’s just say, Paige’s first meal at an English country mansion was something to remember – and not in a good way.
     Finally when pudding was served, or did she imagine it, Lord Donovan looked up from his newspaper and spoke, “nice day for hunting then?”



THE HOTNESS: A Modern Teen Pride and Prejudice (chapter fifty-six: meeting Darcy's family)

Chapter Fifty-six
Meeting Darcy’s family

   Darcy and Paige had seen each other every day since they’d reconnected. On this particular day, Darcy, Paige and Blair decided to have brunch together. They unpacked the picnic basket, laden with food, in the meadow near the Donovan estate.
  “It’s been great to meet you, Paige. Before we met, my brother described you as the most talented, clever and prettiest girl he’s ever met.”
   Paige blushed and looked confused.
   “Obviously, he exaggerated.”
   Blair smiled, “My brother never exaggerates.”
   Darcy looked embarrassed as his sister continued, “Great aunt Donovan is way too strict, but it’s going to be great now that Darcy has given me an excuse to escape. Hey, you guys have to come see my band – we’re playing in town. We just started it. Jethro – we met in a coffee shop in town - well, he’s the guitarist. You have to meet him.”
    Blair started to pack up after they’d finished eating then dragged Paige towards the stables.
   Jethro, who looked about sixteen, was making sure the horses were fed and looked up and waved as Blair spoke.
   “He looks nice.”
   “Just nice?”
   “Also cute,” Paige added.
   “What do you think of my brother? I’ve decided, you both make the perfect couple.”
   “Wow, I wasn’t expecting you to be so… subtle, Blair,” Paige laughed. “I mean, we’ve only just reconnected but… I like him more than I ever thought I would. He’s… he’s amazing.”
   “I know,” Blair said, “for a brother.”
   Paige was taken aback and didn’t’ know what to say as they spread the blankets out, a view of the Donovan estate surrounding them
   “In the beginning, I’m sure he’s told you, we weren’t even friends. We really hated each other…”  
    “Mmm… well, he told me all about you. How you were the smartest girl he’d ever met and how much he admired you. It took him ages to stop talking about you once we got back to Sydney.”
    “Ah yes, but he did stop.”
   “Well, everyone stops at some time. Without any encouragement it’s impossible to continue. You should know, I don’t give my approval lightly,” Blair joked, “but my brother is the best person I know. He really is. Ryan and his friends will tell you he’s a player but that’s only because he hasn’t met the right girl… until now.”
   Blair looked straight at Paige and smiled as she threw some flat rocks across the pond.
   “Do you play any instruments, Paige?”
   “Oh, keyboard, just a bit.”
   “You should come to our practice up at the house this afternoon.”
   “Well, I have debate finals tomorrow. The two winning teams win a prize for themselves and their university… another overseas trip to wherever the finals are held next year, I suppose. Rumor has it, it’s Sydney, Australia.”
   “Good,” Blair said, “But you have to eat so you and Darcy are staying for dinner. It’s so boring with just family, even though I love them all of course. The only thing they have to talk about is me and my scandalous career in music and if I’m eating well or if I’m depressed, you can imagine.”
   “Sort of,” Paige said.
   “Good. Soon you have to meet the relatives. Darcy can’t keep putting it off forever. Somehow he’s managed to avoid them, until now.”

   After lunch, which was delicious, the sky covered over.
   Instead of going swimming in the lake the group decided to go back to the house. Once there, they dried off and Paige was waiting in the library when Darcy came in drying his hair. He took Paige’s hands.
   “I hope you can stay for dinner. I have to warn you, though. Ryan and Mackenzie said they have nothing planned this weekend, so Aunt invited them… but I think you’ll find Mackenzie has changed quite a lot over the previous two years… and we could always leave early. My family are going to be… insulted though, if we don’t make an effort.”
   Paige paused then said, “I better brush up on my manners.”     .
  “Don’t be stupid. They’ll need to brush up on theirs. I should warn you, they are all a bit… cray cray.”
  Darcy smiled, “Apart from that, thank you for giving me a chance to impress you again,” he smiled.
   Is that what she was doing? Paige hardly knew her own mind when she was around Darcy. His world was both weird and intoxicating.


THE HOTNESS: A Modern Teen Pride and Prejudice (chapter fifty-five: The beginning of how it all went down)


Chapter Fifty-five
The Beginning of how it all went down

We (me and Wednesday) have wondered how to tell the next part of the story… the beginning of the end, so to speak.
    There were many dates, debates, conversations and interactions over that fortnight but we’ve decided to leave most of them out and focus on the romance…

The next part is an account of the events that took place in England  during that week of summer when the final debate was drawing near. It all went down when Darcy and Paige were (obviously) loving on  each other and when Paige had finally  realized Darcy wasn’t quite the person she’d been led to believe, but so much more.


 *Again, Paige Bennet told us all about the story upon her return to the USofA… but you still have to suspend disbelief as we take you into this other world – this world of another country a whole other ‘class system’ and some seriously weird friends & relatives…

THE HOTNESS: A Modern Teen Pride and Prejudice (chapter fifty-four: At the mansion)


Chapter Fifty-four
At the mansion

    Darcy drove leisurely down the country lane ways and Paige was shocked when he pulled into a long driveway with wrought iron gates and the Donovan family crest on the front. The centuries-old Donovan mansion, standing majestically amidst acres of well-kept gardens, was more than impressive.
   “Wow,” Paige said. 
   Darcy pulled over, parked the car and walked around to open the door for her.
   “Do you like it?”
   “Wow… um, yes,” Paige added (sounding and feeling very American), “Are you trying to impress me?”
   “Of course.”
   Darcy stopped smiling when he noticed all the cars parked around the side of the Donovan mansion.
   He grimaced.
   “I’d forgotten with all the… excitement. Brunch. I was just coming here to show you around, was sure my great-aunt and everyone else was in London for the day.”
   Darcy checked his text.
   He looked dismayed.
   “They changed their minds. They’re expecting me for brunch.” Darcy raised his eyebrow and paused a moment. “Do you mind? My great-aunt is a real snob.” 
    Paige shrugged, annoyed that he was ditching her. This was the final chance he’d ever get… “I suppose I could… call a taxi.”
    “Are you kidding? I want you to come with me. It should only take an hour or two… then we could go back to the village and hang out…”
    Paige half-smiled.
    “Okay, but is there a train station nearby? Cos if they’re mean to me, I’m out of here.”
    Darcy laughed as they walked inside.
    “I’ll do my best to protect you.”  
      
    As Paige and Darcy were entering the house, a young girl in a riding outfit came running down the stairs, a few years younger than Darcy.
   “Darcy! Darcy! I’m so glad you are here. Great aunt Donovan gave up on you coming and has taken everyone to the Bingley’s for tea.”  (Ryan’s family had rented the mansion nearby). Paige breathed a sigh of relief.
   Blair stopped at the front door and smiled.
   “Oh, you must be Paige. Take me with you both, I have my boots on… she leaned in… great-aunt is trying to take me with her. When she returns she wants me to help sort her art collection.  Arghh! Save me!”
    Darcy laughed. “Never mind, it’s only a few days before we get to go home,” he whispered.  
    Blair breathed a sigh of relief, audibly.
   They bundled the extra food Blair had packed, into a basket, including a blanket and walked over to the stables, where some horses were already saddled.

    A teenage boy named Jethro was the summer groom and already he and Blair had become friends. You could tell by the way they smiled at each other. Blair talked on and Darcy couldn’t get over how much happier his younger sister seemed. When Blair and Jethro went riding, Darcy suggested he and Paige eat lunch in the adjoining meadows where there was a good place to sit by the lake.
    And so, their true romance began.



THE HOTNESS: A Modern Teen Pride and Prejudice (chapter fifty-three: Darcy's relatives)

Chapter Fifty-three
Darcy’s relatives
    As it happened, the Australian friends and connections of the Donovan family were all paying court to Darcy’s relatives that week. Even Mackenzie Bingley was in town to visit her brother.
    Mackenzie now considered herself a human rights activist. She justified her modeling as a stepping stone towards ‘showing face’, ‘widening her profile’ and ultimately creating her own charity to help disadvantaged women the world over. On her profile page she wrote: Mackenzie Bingley activist, feminist, model. Her family considered this just another of Mackenzie’s ‘fads’ and her father even found her ‘amusing,’ which was good for Mackenzie since he bankrolled most of her adventures.
    Ryan had flown over for the fortnight before continuing his ‘gap year’ around Europe and Asia. Mackenzie, who had delusions of being gainfully employed as a model announced that her American agent suggested she might have more of a ‘London Editorial Look.’ Besides, she wanted to catch up with Blair – and Darcy.
    Mackenzie had taken her new look to extremes. Gone was the Valley girl throwback. Mackenzie had punk style and wore extremely dark eyeliner. She looked bored all the time. She was bored all the time. Mackenzie was so over the facile world she and her brother currently inhabited.
    As they sat in the drawing room of Lady Donovan’s Georgian mansion, at the request of Lady Donovan who had known the Bingley’s since they were children, Ryan had to agree with her that he missed his family and all that was familiar. At least they still had their best friends – Darcy and Blair.
     Blair was hovering by the piano. She’d been doing an internship with a record company in London and would also be staying for the weekend. 
    Blair had been unexpectedly trying to contact her brother all morning. He still hadn’t returned her calls.
    Working in the music industry was Blair’s dream and Darcy was relieved she wouldn’t be so directionless when she finally got back to school. Blair had her brother to thank for the internship. Darcy had suggested it to Ryan, who had suggested Blair to his parents, who owned the London studio.

    While they all had morning tea and awaited news of Darcy, his great-aunt, Lady Donovan, was wondering how to set Darcy up with a future wife. Mackenzie, (who dressed in formal attire for this morning tea and was on her best behavior) seemed like just the right sort of girl to her. From the same part of the world – and from a ‘good’ family (the Donovan family came from very snobbish lineage of which Lady Donovan was most proud). Lady Donovan smiled. Darcy had always been her favorite grandchild – even if he’d apparently forgotten the brunch he’d assured her he would attend. In any case, Lady Donovan was keen that her husband’s bizarre eccentricities would not hinder Darcy’s ascent to a title and one day becoming Lord of Oxfordshire. 

THE HOTNESS: A Modern Teen Pride and Prejudice (chapter fifty-two: Strange Days)

Chapter Fifty-two
Strange days

   It was an unusually sunny day but the wind was whipping Paige’s hair as she waited, wrapped in her red summer coat. (Even in summer it sometimes became cold in England, Paige realized).
   Paige pinched herself.
   Darcy had actually asked her out – on a date.
   Paige, he’d written in his note before he left school, let’s keep in touch.
   The months of school had gone by, college and distance took its toll. But now they were adults, in the same foreign city, and finally, all bets were off. Darcy could show his hand if Paige gave him a chance.
    Paige stood waiting on the cobbled footpath. Darcy smiled when he saw her.
    As Darcy and Paige drove out of town and took the country road via the meadows, Darcy’s great aunt and uncle were busy breakfasting in their grand dining room, the one that overlooked the vast grounds of Pemberly.
     As the oldest nephew, Darcy was due to inherit both his great aunt’s amazing estate – Pemberly, and his grandfather’s title – along with his grandfather’s cattle ranch, one day. Darcy wasn’t sure about the catlle ranch since he had no plans to make a faux marriage. His value system had been rehabilitated since high school.
    Unbeknownst to Darcy, his grandparents had tons of ‘suitable girls’, ones whose families came with huge fortunes, selected for him to meet.  Of course they hadn’t counted on Darcy’s strength of character and his recent insistence on being his own person. He’d decided to do things his way.


THE HOTNESS: A Modern Teen Pride and Prejudice (chapter fifty-one: At the dorm)

Chapter Fifty-one
At the dorm (or ‘college’ as it is known in England)

     The truth is, it was more than fate, Darcy thought, that he’d met up with Paige again.
    In truth, he’d never really forgotten her.
    Paige was the first girl to ever turn him down and make him account for himself. In some ways, it was even possible he was a better person because of Paige.
    He tried to tell himself she was more trouble than she was worth but he knew that wasn’t true. Especially, since his cousin, Tag Donovan, asked about her after she’d left.
    “Who’s the hot girl?”
    “Oh, nobody,” Darcy said. “Just someone I went to school with for a while – in the states.”
    “Well, if you’re not interested, I am.”
    Darcy didn’t smile. He’d pretended not to like her so his cousin wouldn’t. He was surprised how possessive he sounded when he snapped, “I didn’t say that,” he added.  
    His cousin smiled. He knew Darcy. Darcy had dated half the girls in college and they all were after his fortune now that his great aunt had also decided to leave Pemberly (the house in Oxfordshire) to him – on the condition he marry her adopted daughter. Darcy was having none of it, but he liked the convenience of having family close by.
     For his part, Darcy had smiled as Paige talked. At eighteen, Paige was more beautiful than ever and she hoped, now that both of them were in relatively unfamiliar territory, that they might even be friends.
     Their colleges were close to each other as it turned out. Whilst Paige sat in the downstairs café, researching past midnight, every night for a few days, Darcy could see her from his room in the college directly opposite hers.
     He thought about going downstairs one evening and telling her how sorry he was that he’d messed up at school.
     But he didn’t.
     He had a better plan.
    He wanted to be cooler than that.
    Darcy wanted to show her his hot, new car, his family riches. He wanted to impress her. And to do that, he’d need to get her to agree to go out with him on a real date. That would be sure to impress her.  He picked up his cell. A telephone call – that would be so unexpected, it might even seal the deal.
     
      Paige was surprised to see her cell vibrate on mute. Sure it was her family in the States she picked it up on the third shake.
       “Hi?”
      “Paige? It’s Darcy.”
      “Oh… I didn’t expect…”
      “I know it’s midnight. I can’t sleep. Look up.”
       Paige looked out of the window and saw him standing there. He gave a quick wave – Oxford must have taught him some manners.”
        Paige waved back.
        “So, um, I was wondering if you wanted to go out tomorrow. It’s our day off and I thought I might take you sightseeing - if you’re free.”
        “Um… well, Coco has to be at a music recital so, sure. Ok.”

      “Great, pick you up outside your college at ten in the morning.”